Woofied

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022

Logan Woolf

A little bitch who likes to take long gay walks on the beach

Quit acting like Logan Woolf

by Urbancowboy701 November 6, 2017

womfg

Wow Oh My Fucking God - Used randomly at the beginning of sentences to show extra surprise. Also used sarcastically when something really isn't shocking.

WOMFG you have a cow on your head.

by Sp00nlord April 13, 2007

woodfellas

Young gangsterlike carpenters.

Damn, those woodfellas framed that house crazy fast.

by Chris Latini January 10, 2008

woofa

the n word for furries

- extra offense with the hard r

damn u going feral? nah u a woofa.

by woofaunite August 23, 2019

Woofoo

to thoroughly rub a tummy. the word orgintates from canada

Tina: bob sure gave me a good woofoo
or
Jill: i got woofoed good the other day

by Garrett Ward January 7, 2005

Woof Woof Meow

Woof Woof Meow is a slang term used by simp slayers in order to mimic the sounds of a simpess with the goal of luring as many simps as possible out.

Ashwin having found the simp's den in the Brazilian rain forest prepared to lure it out.

"Woof Woof Meow :O :U"

The simp pounced out of its den quickly, expecting to mate. However it was cut down by the experienced simp slayer's bankai.

by Simphunter43 March 28, 2020