Wizard

A hot female that magically sends waves that give guys boners.

The wizard embarrassed the boy at school.

by ArfSnarf November 5, 2013

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Wizard

Wizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the wizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Wizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

The Wizard brought down the mountain with just a prod at a crack.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

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wizard

the female reproductive organs; vagina

Syn: pussy, cunt, axewound, cabbage patch, pink taco, beaver, living snake, oyster, snapper, cooch, etc, etc, etc.

Betty: How's it going, Veronica?

Veronica: Not so well, Betty, the wizard's bleeding today...

by Lisette April 5, 2005

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wizard

1. Gandalf
2. Me
3. A male who performs the magic arts
4. A wise man
5. A dude who posesses great skil in some craft (like driving, electronix, etc.)
6. Someone who is greatly knowledgable and makes you feel stupid after you got puft up about what you know.
7. really OSM (british expression)

1. Gandalf removed the spell of Saruman from the King of Rohan.
2. I'm a wizard coz I fit most of these descriptions.
3. That Wizard just zapped that krug with a lightning spell.
4. Keith is as wise as Gandalf!
5. Neb the Wizard re-enacted the chase scene from The Matrix Reloaded coz he's that good!
6. I thot I knew all about cars 'till I met Jesse. He's a wizard!
7. Dude! That's wizard!

by Neb July 27, 2004

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Wizard

A newly popular adjective that is sweeping the nation. Used to describe something that is insanely awesome. Can replace more common terms such as amazing and sick.

-Dude, have you seen The Royal Tenenbaums?
-No man, I haven't yet.
-You have to! It's so wizard!

by InLimbo January 28, 2009

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