windesheim

A place, wonderful as it may sound, which tries to educate pupils for the future but fails miserably

Janet: "I go to Windesheim to study" Joe: "Oh sweet, I'm also retarded."

by lowlyc2001 December 9, 2019

Windex

1) Commercial glass and surface cleaner with ammonia.
2) A mixture of pale-blue Gatorade and Everclear.

1) Yo, I sneezed all over the mirror, get the windex.

2) Damn, I got so hammered on windex last night that I booted on my roommate's flip-and-fuck.

by xargque April 17, 2006

long winded

boring and long in speaking or writing, wherein there does not seem to be much particular relevance or significance; as such is typically extolled by individuals who are oblivous and synonymously known as a gas bag, wind bag, blow hard, bloviate, etc.; or, otherwise, is expressed by a persons who is so over fraught with an idea that they are not able to explain it plain and simply.

Example 1: The President of the Board of Commissioners is a real blow hard, as it never fails that he has to stonewall through the entire meeting and grandstand everyone with his long winded sessions, not letting anyone have equal time to particpate or counter his position.

Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.

by Z Last Words October 3, 2009

Wildenae

Kinuvans elder love mistress.
<hugs YOU!!>

"I saw Kinuvan making sweet cyber to Wildenae in the Plane of Tranquility"

"Wildenae is old and rotten"

by Hoohah February 4, 2004

Winderrific

Pronounced: Wind-er-if-fik

*A fart so bad you need a biohazard suit to avoid its toxic nature.

*When a person has EXTREME wind... I mean... EXTREME!!!

*A fart that sucks in all the air in the room before exploding and killing everyone in the room with its noxious fumes.

Joyce: "I'm sorry guys, I am really winderrific tonight."

(The room of people promptly melted)

by MeOw*MeOw July 11, 2011

Windex Booty

When a girl wears spandex or yoga pants so tight that you can clearly see through the pants, in turn reveling their thong, panties, and boy shorts etc. Thus, giving the same appearance of a clean window in which it is easy to view through.

Roger: Damn! did you see the chick in the spandex?

Joe: yeahh dude she had windex booty!

by Clayton Jones November 26, 2011

Wintense

adjective. When a situation is win but at the same time creating intense tension between the people involved.

emotion. The feeling of gratification and frustration towards a situation.

Guy: "God I love our friendship, seeing you every second day and talking to you almost every hour!"
Girl: "It's a bit wintense"

I got fired, heart broken, had the best lay of my life, got $12000 cash for free, bought Modern Warfare 3 today.. I'm feeling pretty fucking wintense right now.

by Angryphase March 13, 2012