German slang, meaning the epitome of perfection; a modern interpretation of a Siren from Greek mythology.
As I stood in the Louvre, and stared at the Mona Lisa, all I could think was "Wow. This is beautiful, but really pales in comparison to a Winden."
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You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
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When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.
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by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018
Get the widen my shoes mug.according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.
DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
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by ivyemma December 11, 2006
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Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
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