Winden 

German slang, meaning the epitome of perfection; a modern interpretation of a Siren from Greek mythology.

As I stood in the Louvre, and stared at the Mona Lisa, all I could think was "Wow. This is beautiful, but really pales in comparison to a Winden."

Winden by D.Füchinday. February 4, 2010

Jannes Van Winden 

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

Jannes Van Winden by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

windexing 

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

windexing by MrShasta January 24, 2014

widen my shoes 

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.

Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.

widen my shoes by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

windextor

according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.

DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?

Ahahaha. he told you not to!! ahahahaha! i am windextor! i will clean your soul!

windextor by windextor October 2, 2006

windango 

A person that resorted to cannibalism to survive. In doing so they acquired supernatural powers which gave them super human strength and extremely good hunting skills. These people can then go long periods of time without food or water to survive.

Dude, that guy can hunt humans. He's a windango!!!

windango by ivyemma December 11, 2006

winçent 

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”

Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.

winçent by GerthPaul November 8, 2020