Dark Whopper

The Penis of a black man. Often seen bouncing during 100m sprinting.
Josh: Did you see Usain Bolt break the world record?
Musi: Yeah but did you see that dark whopper!
Josh: I know it was massive
Musi: Not quite as big as mine
by Jake Nicholls August 17, 2008
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Whopper Chopper

Jordan: let’s have sex I’m hard

Connie: whack it out then let’s have a look

Jordan: *whacks it out of Calvin Klein briefs*

Connie: HOLY SHIT THATS A WHOPPER CHOPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT
by osnapitzaircon February 18, 2019
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COD Whopper

When playing a FPS shooter, a bomb or other explosive equipment kills three or more enemies at once.
"Dude, the final kill cam caught my cod whopper with extra noobs."
by Joolnu December 29, 2012
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K Whopper

Nickname for Kenworth trucks. Mainly CB slang.
That K Whopper blew my doors off going up that hill.
by King43Fan December 29, 2009
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Whopper Jr

A military term given to soldiers that kill civilians, accidental or otherwise.

Derives from the restaurant chain Burger King which sells the Whopper Jr, where Burger Kings's first letters 'B K' represent 'Baby-killer'
Yo whopper jr, thats some fine shootin on them dune coons
by gunny33 July 20, 2010
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Whopper Withdrawal

The period of depression following eating at a place like Red Robin, Burger King, Wendy's, etc. and ordering the most expensive burger, Then needing to return to eating single layered burgers and chicken nuggets.

One would most of the time get Whopper Withdrawal 'like a bitch', or 'like mug'.

Note: This seldom happens with Bic Macs, Big Macs usually occur in 'Heart Attack Syndrome' rather than Whopper Withdrawal.
Paul: Hey Jimmy how's it hangin'?
Jimmy: FUCK YOU PAUL!
Paul: What the hell is up with him?
Chris: He had a mushroom and swiss steakhouse burger from Burger King yesterday...
Paul: Whopper Withdrawal?
Chris: Yeah, he's got Whopper Withdrawal like a bitch.
by N-arch January 12, 2009
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Chocolate Whopper

A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.
Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.
by Notmatthewatall June 01, 2018
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