cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

weenie do

It's a way to playfully insult someone by saying their stomach sticks out more than their penis (weenie) does.

Guy#1 Man you got a "weenie do"!!!
Guy #2 What's that?
Guy #1 Dog, your stomach stick out more than your "weenie do"

by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009

Weenie Hut Jr.

The greatest insult of all insults.

Person 1: Ur moms Gay
Person 2: Ough yea , well your a Weenie Hut Jr.

by BigPapi666 October 26, 2018

weenie-juice

Any liquid secreted from the penisular area, in this case, we are speaking of urine.

Aw man, my weenie-juice is some seriously rank-ass color.

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

weenie bin

A study cubicle in Yale's Cross Campus Library. Many Yale students avail themselves of weenie bins' (semi)privacy for quick "study breaks" with members of the opposite sex.

I was trying to study for my orgo exam while two freshmen were hooking up in the next weenie bin.

by YC-TC-07 September 25, 2006

mature people are weenies

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe

Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.

by baylenslevinee April 27, 2020

L7 weenie

Square, dorkish type male

"That guy is an L7 weenie"

by BritiB February 20, 2005