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Global Warming

Increase in average temperature of Earth since the mid twentieth century and it's continuation. Temperatures have been rising for a few decades now and if idiots continue to pretend it doesn't exist then they'll cause all of humanity to learn the hard way.

The reason Global Warming is an undesirable thing is primarily because it is melting the polar ice caps and raising sea levels. Contrary to popular belief, HUMANS CANNOT BREATHE UNDER WATER, hence we cannot let temperatures rise enough to melt such an amount of ice that'll end up flooding most of the land that we live on and force us to cram in to even less space than what we live in now. Combine that with exploding population rates (Set to triple from 1950-2050, oh joy.) and you have a recipe for disaster.

Of course, anything that's this logical is obviously denied by people. For example, in the US the majority of the Republican party deny it's existence; not because they actually believe in it not existing, but because its generally a rule of thumb for them to disagree with anything their opposition says.

Another funny example could include Britain, where the government raised car tax to encourage people to cycle, carpool, take the bus, etc. This was done to reduce emissions, primarily because 40% of all car rides were less than two miles long. But, as usual, this was met with huge backlashes because people would rather have future generations live in an obliterated world then pay a bit more money.
Global Warming sucks. Too bad large parts of humanity are too retarded to understand it. It's funny, future generations will look back at us and wonder why we stood by and did nothing.
by 5449 December 8, 2009
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Global Warming

A very real problem. All you idiots out there who won't open your eyes and look past your own closed minded existence, all I can say is that when we've pumped so much CO2 into the atmosphere that you roof caves in, and the flood waters lift your house off the foundations, maybe you'll believe us. Here are seven reasons to believe it's real-
1) Scientific data. You say we're just experiencing the opposite of the ice age, its a natural cycle, scientists have looked at samples from Global Warming periods from the past, and the present is like that, only about 10 times worse.
2) George W. Bush also told us that Iraq had WoMD. we haven't found those yet, have we?
3) We still have ice samples from the last period of Global Warming. People in the future looking back won't have any from now, because the ice is melting to fast.
4) The oceans are rising at a rate we've never seen before, even in the fossil record.
5) Some scientists admitted to having tampered with data showing evidence that Global Warming exists and is a real problem.
6) Give me a better reason why the seasonal temperature changes have been more extreme than any other the earth has faced.
7) The Antarctic Shetland Islands have green grass growing on them, something we can tell from the fossil records hasn't happened since Antarctica settled in its present location.
George W. Bush- Stupid hippies, global warming doesn't exist!
Person- So why then is the globe warming at a dangerous rate?
by musicfan62 March 17, 2009
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.exe has stopped working

Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.

Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.
human.exe has stopped working
by XxSil March 17, 2017
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warwing

The alias used by a gosu Canadian gamer named Chris. It is most famous in the game Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne. It was invented by Chris in the year 2003. It was inspired by the word Deathwing, the name of an evil and powerful black dragon in the Warcraft universe. The name Warwing is now revered in the Warcraft community as an incredible ally and a feared opponent when the load screen appears.
"gg warwing, you pwnd us"

"Oh sh*t, we're facing warwing!"

"We may as well alt qq, we're facing Warwing"

"We'll never win this tournament, Warwing is playing in it"
by Clan PwnD July 6, 2008
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Walking Loot

When a player is so bad at a video game, they are easy loot and kills to other players in the game.
Dude, this guy is so bad he is literally Walking Loot
by minemandemon November 15, 2018
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walking like an angler

When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler
Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.

Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now

Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?

Boy 2: Definitely.

Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?

Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.
by alexandah May 5, 2010
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Skydew Walking

Walking like a gremlin in Destiny 2 pvp
"this retard is Skydew walking!!!!!"
by anonymous August 26, 2021
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