Jimmy Wilson-ed

To be taken advantage of by older gay men willing to buy you drinks.

To partake in sex while your friends read bible versus outside your door.

To cougar hunt for your friends moms.

To get blackout drunk and confuse your roommates beds for yours.

Who knew that was a gay bar? I can't believe i got Jimmy Wilson-ed like that.

by JimmyW1986 February 5, 2010

Woodrow Wilson middle school

Ghetto. Locker room has dicks drawn everywhere. Many bad stuff. Water leakes

Woodrow Wilson middle school
Teacher: take your seat
Student: the fuck you say bitch fight me Rn. If you don’t stop I’m gonna kill my self. Your a racist bitch you fuckshitassshitfuckmotherfuck

by Buzzsoviet December 11, 2018

ricky wilson

lead singer of the KAISER CHIEFS
is known for his on-satge antics which include
-jumps
-climbing things
-looking like a lil rock god

ricky wilson is also know for his wit..
and general cuteness

his real name is charles richard wilson..
he has many different ages!

RW-Hi im riky wilson
me-I love you

by paper-cling September 2, 2005

Lucky Wilson

Lucky poker players who win with bullshit hands, despite your all-in on pocket aces or kings or any other really good starting poker hand.

These lucky poker players always seem to hit a Lucky Wilson whatever you do!

When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in bet for the Nut Straight you have hit on the Flop with a pair of sevens, then proceeds to make four of a kind on the turn & river.

That player has issued you a Lucky Wilson

by Scotty Nguyen December 9, 2007

Woodrow Wilson

A Puppet

Also 28th president of the United States.

Effectively enslaved an entire nation with the introduction of the Federal Reserve Act. (Written by lawyers and bankers not lawmakers)

Introduced a 16th ammendment and a permenant income tax in the US of A.

"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men."

-Woodrow Wilson, after signing the Federal Reserve into existence

Yeah, he wrote that.

by Martinkl October 7, 2011

Wills Hall

A rah uni accommodation in Bristol that’s home to the poshest ketty twats you’ll ever meet

To fit in here u must have

A) signet ring

B) trust fund / daddy’s credit card

C) north face puffer (to pretend that ur street)

BONUS: have ur hair cut in curtains

Rarely seen during the day, Wills students tend to come out past 6pm, either to collect their £50 deliveroo order or to cry their way through no meat monday’s (fuck vegans)

“my absolute fave place” - Winston Churchill

“get off the fucking lawn” - Tracey

Guy 1: whats that building at the top of the hill

Guy 2: that's Wills Hall accommodation

Guy 1: ah they're at the top of the hill so they must be superior

by wheelsonthebusgorah December 29, 2020

hairy wilson

The view a woman has of a man eating her out. This phrase references the "Home Improvement" character, Wilson Wilson, who is only seen with his eyes peeking over the top of a fence (the "fence" in this case is the pubic hair).

Girl 1: Yeah, Craig went down on me last night...we're talking total hairy wilson here.
Girl 2: Nice!

by Cred Thompson August 2, 2008