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Valentines Day

The only only easy way to get sex.
Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
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A day to show that you love someone . To give them a little cards to show you are happy they are in your life
person>its valentines day i love you

other person> i know
by kimberl February 20, 2011
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Valentines Day

International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.
Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.
by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020
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by optimistic March 5, 2009
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Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.
"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."
by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010
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Valentines Poetry

Poetry that you find or write your self for you loved one, NOT that which you hear on daytime T.V. and copy.
A Peice of Valentines Poetry found in a very old book of poetry by various poets.

Your body is my temple,
Your charecter my creed,
I will worship for enternity,
My conviction will never wane,
I love you. - Unknown
by AMX February 9, 2009
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Valentines Day

The worst day of the year for single people, especially those who have a crush.
Girl: “It’s Valentines Day! My boyfriend got me the best presents!”
Single person: *mutters under breath* “Show off. I’m single and my crush doesn’t like me back!”
by youarebeautiful November 20, 2019
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