Ur dog a nignog

The absolute pinnacle of insults. Immediately summons a black hole which rips apart our solar system.

Frank: Hey dude, ur mom gay.
Dan: Well, ur dad lesbian.
Frank: Ur granny tranny.
Dan: (sweating) Um, uh, well, ur grandpap a trap!
Frank: ...Ur dog a nignog.
(Dan is instantly ripped to shreds, molecule by molecule along with everyone existing entity in the earthen solar system.)

by 5W00GY March 20, 2018

ur son a nun

Worse than ur sister a mister and ur granny tranny put together. Any one who says this will gain the power of God and force the other son to praise them.

Dad 1- your mom gay
Dad 2- no u
Dad 1- don't make me use this

Dad 2- you wouldn't dare
Dad 1- ur son a nun
*gains godly light*
Dad 2- *runs for his life*

by Dickbagles_ March 14, 2018

ur grandpap a trap

The strongest insult of all.
If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is.

This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.

Ben: Hey faggot, your granny tranny.
Steve: Little does he know..
Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver?
Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP

* The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.

by your grandmother transmother March 26, 2018

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

by moocowtnt March 24, 2018

Ur granpap a trap

A finishing move in an intellectual debate in which the user of this phrase is beginning to lose the argument and is using this as his final move to defeat the enemy once and for all.

There is ONLY ONE counter to this phrase, when you use this phrase and the other person responds with "No U", that means you lost. Just accept your losses and leave the debate.

However, if the opponent says "no U" you COULD respond with "no U squared" and the other person has one response "no U cubed", if it gets to this extent the entire earth could explode so you have to be VERY careful when going this far.

Opponent: A good leader can engage in a debate frankly and thoroughly, knowing that at the end he and the other side must be closer, and thus emerge stronger. You don't have that idea when you are arrogant, superficial, and uninformed.

You: Well ur granpap a trap

Opponent: (GASPS) No U

You: No U Squared

Opponent: No U Cubed

You: I am sorry, I did not mean to antagonize you sir, please excuse me Ill do anything.

Opponent: You can suck my ****

You: Okay that is fine sir I don't want to destroy this entire planet (Sucks penis intently)

Opponent: Ugh this is nice

Everyone lives happily ever after

by nastyheatnor April 6, 2018

Ur sister a mister

A very dangerous phrase, not to be used lightly. Has risen from other primitive phrases such as ur mom gay, and ur daddy lesbian.

Carl: Ur mom gay
Dylan: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister

*every world ceases to exist as God himself falls down onto his knees and weeps

by Swaggysplooosh March 15, 2018

Ur brother a mother

This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.

1: Ur Mom gay
2: ur Dad lesbian

1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur sister sisters a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
(Literally every living thing in existence gets the life sucked out of them)

by Mitchyboi March 13, 2018