The Uncertain Turd 

The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.

The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?"

The Uncertain Turd by EatMyPubes January 26, 2011

DPG Uncertianty Principle 

The property by which any black guy with pigtails or braids looks like Snoop Dogg. By the same token, Snoop Dogg without pigtails or braids just looks like a normal black guy.

Ohh! Look over there! Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg? Nah, Jimmy is rocking the braids again. The DPG Uncertianty Principle holds strong.

DPG Uncertianty Principle by Craig "La Cocina" July 17, 2006

Uncentainted 

A random kid who couldn’t say unctioned and said uncentainted

We are uncentainted by his word

Uncentainted by JaguarWing January 23, 2019

unceremonious 

Without ceremony; abrupt, hasty; casual; discourteous, rude.

The way he fired me was very unceremonious.

unceremonious by yosupmandude March 21, 2020

unceremoniously 

Without ceremony, casually; abruptly and without care; unenthusiastically; without courtesy.

She said “party’s over” and we were all unceremoniously kicked out the house.

unceremoniously by yosupmandude March 21, 2020

Uncertain Curtain 

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

Uncertain Curtain by Octico November 10, 2021

unced

The quality of being the opposite of "based" and "cool". Often used in place of "jerk" or "dumbass".
Is the opposite of [oss!

Jared is the most unced person I know.

unced by JpackOrange July 14, 2022