twank

ALL THESE DFINITIONS ARE CRUDE AND SILLY!
Twank is just a word derived from the word p'twankyho, which is an expression of feeling. "Twank" can be used to express sudden, spontanious, and impulsive moments of any form of emotion.

-"Oh no. We forgot the hyperdigicalator"
-"Ah, TWANK!"
OR
-SILENCE....
-"twank!"

by Cup-Sellithaine February 3, 2005

Twanking

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.

@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.

by Snedwan April 7, 2009

twanking

When girls plank together, particularly lesbians.

Sarah and Lisa are twanking in the next room while we are left out holding out nutsacs in the cold.

by Seemorefish November 13, 2011

Twanking

World of Warcraft: High Level toons party syncing down to do low level BG’s.

Thanks to Twanking, DKs and DHs are murdering low level BGs.

by Mezangalek September 30, 2019

twank

a re-styled for general consumtion way of calling someone a wanker

you twank, twanker!!, stop twanking around

by siggins December 28, 2005

twank

when you wank off against a tree.

Johnny twanked against that tree twenty times last week.

by Jane March 2, 2004

twank

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

by Mark September 21, 2003