Mash the turnip

When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.

Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.

by The Intangible June 21, 2011

Turnip Blaster

a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW

Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you

by tasty cake June 28, 2009

turnip 2020

Usually used when making fun of people who say “TRUMP 2020”

Oh yes let’s say TURNIP 2020

by Crimsanowl September 28, 2020

shirt turnips

Breasts. Delicious breasts.

Damn, that chick has some killer shirt turnips!

by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005

turnip dick

a male with half a chode

shut up turnip dick

by pugweenee February 4, 2017

throwing turnips

vomiting

He drank a lot and before long he was throwing turnips.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Turnip Column

A large column comprised of turnips.

Look at that huge turnip column!

by Turnip connoisseur October 5, 2010