Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

by gooserobber January 21, 2011

Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023

Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

Topher

A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.

Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.

Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?

by Butt Valen August 10, 2016

Topher

A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.

"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"

by The 1 to <3 March 2, 2010

Topher

A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.

Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...

by the_realistic_numbers112 April 29, 2011

Topped

Toped - as high as you can be with no further highness

Bro... I'm totally topped topped right now.

by 2006Babes August 2, 2017