liberal tolerance

The belief that is doesn't matter what race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation a person is, as long as they never, ever disagree with you, and as long as that religion isn't Christianity.

Johnny got called a "stupid bible-thumping Christian sheeple" during a seminar on liberal tolerance, after saying that he didn't have a problem with seeing the Ten Commandments on display in a public courthouse.

by Dude Bob June 3, 2007

story interruptor one-upper adder-toer

A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.

I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!

by krriley January 28, 2010

toner pirate

Sleazy assholes who lie or mislead unsuspecting office staff into accepting replacement toner for corporate copy machines, or who send replacement toner unsolicited, and then bill the company at exorbitant rates.

Some intern signed for five toner cartridges, and now some fucking toner pirates have billed us for $1200.

by danimalbangbang September 12, 2005

tooef

Destroying something as a result of foolish upgrades or misguided repairs, typically automotive related.

He tooefed his engine when he sprayed lighter fluid in the airbox.

by Oldpoopie May 29, 2010

tookerjob

The act of taking one's job from them most often by a foreigner.

They tookerjob!

by angusshangus February 22, 2013

tobermore

This is a wee loyalist town in county Londonderry with two brilliant shops and a wee proddy bar on the corner! It also boasts a reasonably good football team: Tobermore United

I went out for a drink in Tobermore last night

by Maud the prod December 7, 2014

tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it

person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"

by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023