The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013
Get the Tooting your French horn mug.Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.
by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009
Get the tooting powder mug.Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.
by 73kg May 4, 2010
Get the Tosting mug.Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.
"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"
by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018
Get the torting mug.A sport in which a player tries to kick a ball into a pond,aimed at buckets containing items of clothing placed on the waters edge, thus soaking the opponents clothing.
by The Showman2008 August 9, 2008
Get the Toftiggen mug.Txting while intoxicated.
by Jimmy Jenga December 24, 2009
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