True Toaster

A person who exemplifies the core values of Toast; Jim Barber!

Who's a True Toaster?

Jim Barber is, that's who!

by ThaRonster October 19, 2022

throw a toaster in a bathtub

to commit suicide

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.

by hitlerbreastmilk October 13, 2018

getting a toaster oven

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.

Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!

by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017

Toaster Doobies

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.

Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.

by Brunnerman February 14, 2009

Toaster Bath

When you head to the bathroom, fill up the bath with water, plug in your toaster near said bath and hop in the bath with your toaster

Go Commit Toaster Bath

by Mustard Panda September 28, 2018

Toaster Chicken

When two people put one hand each in a toaster and proceed to as if they were makin toast. Who ever takes their hand out first looses and will face whatever bet they made!!!!!!

Mikey: Yo that party was crazy. Eveyone had a burn on their hand from playin toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!

by Captain Diggity (chitzy) September 20, 2007

help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018