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midwest thunderbumper

When someone's balls are being tazered while giving a Hot Carl, the result is a passionate hailstorm of streaming poo in the face.
She wasn't sure about Jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderbumper, after which she knew she was really in love.
by midwest thunderbumper September 15, 2009
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Thundercunt

(adj.) a person who displays extreme forms of cuntish behaviour.
"David went on holiday when he had promised me a reach around. What a thundercunt!
by Spunky127 April 19, 2014
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Thundercunt

A person who's actions and/or personality reflect that of a cunt, but exponentially greater in cunty-ness
Guy 1-Dude, you know Brandi?
Guy 2-I hear she's a bitch.
Guy 1-Not just a bitch, she's a raging thundercunt!
by Alexander the Nate November 11, 2012
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Thundercunt

A woman sleeps around so much, her vagina actually generates static electricity.
She is such a thundercunt, her vagina could probably provide enough power to light up a small village.
by Wicked_mean July 27, 2010
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Thundercunt

1. a megacunt, usually white trash by nature, who needs to learn when to shut her trap 2. an excessively bitchy person, who spends her days making others feel worthless
At a community service project last Friday a Thundercunt came up to her car and bitched, "Who put a wata bottle on mah car?!?".
That thundercunt Dr Bange failed that group because their memo was not stapled.
by katrina evacuee September 29, 2005
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Thundercunt

(noun) an unreasonably mean spirited woman demonstrating massive amounts of unnecessary and unwaivering bitchiness.

(noun) an obese woman who is bitchy beyond belief.
If you live in NY, you know that Senator Hillary Clinton is a Thundercunt.

"Man, Moesha don't got no love for a nigga lately. She be pissin' an' moanin' when I ain't do nuthin' wrong! She's a straight up Thundercunt!"
by JCLPE May 17, 2006
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Thunderdump Jones

A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.

Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!
by Wooosh51 July 30, 2011
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