dropped a theresa

The sense of dread when you do a large dump that refuses to flush down the pan. Dump clings to toilet bowl. Sometimes blocks toilet. Usually at an awkward / important social moment.

sorry mate, I've dropped a theresa! its a stinker!

by Reduced to clear June 10, 2017

Brother Theresa

A term coined sarcastically by Slater on Saved By The Bell to characterize a very kind, giving man. (i.e. a male version of Mother Theresa)

Slater: First, he offers me his locker, and now his seat. He's a real Brother Theresa.

by Kyle Rh. April 16, 2008

Theresa

The most wonderful mom who is always willing to help you with anything except when she is angry

I hope Theresa is here.

by T-serirs sucks swedish meetbal April 13, 2019

thyestean banquet

In Greek mythology, Thyestes ate the flesh of his own slaughtered sons at a banquet. A "Thyestean banquet" is any excessively horrific act.

That girl's outfit is a total Thyestean banquet!

by Pandacita December 27, 2007

Theresa

A tough girl who will probably kick your butt in a fight. She's smart, although math is not her strong point. She never gives up on her dreams, and won't let anything stop her. She really loves those around her, but they probably don't know it because she's not one to express her feelings often. She falls too hard when it comes to love. She is athletic, and loves her team as her family. She can be cocky, and a smart-arse. She loves to smile and laugh. She has fears, but she doesn't let them control her. Doesn't need makeup to look pretty. She's shy, but once you get to know her, you'll love her personality.

Theresa kicks ass.

by justanotherninja October 5, 2011

MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

What you say when a weird cat is outside

*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”

by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019

Doing a Theresa

When you had every advantage in a situation, but still manage to get FUBAR.

Announcer 1 “John was had an amazing hand in poker, with a ace high straight flush”

Announcer 2 “I know, why the hell did he fold to a guy with a uno card and a sweetener packet”

Announcer 3 “ In all my years of being a announcer, never one have I seen someone doing a Theresa this hard”

by Justin Heras March 29, 2019