nigga technology

Useless, pointless crap used by niggas, another term for ignorant muthafuckas who attempt to over complicate a simple task and make things take longer than they should. Nigga technology is used by niggas and it never plugs into a printer because niggas never have anything to print.

Gin Rummy: Basically, nigga technology is asomething that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?

Ed Wuncler: No

Gin Rummy: Wanna know why?

Ed Wuncler: Why?

Gin Rummy: 'Cause niggas never have nothin' to print.

- The Boondocks

by I-dawg September 4, 2006

Technological Singularity

When we reach a point where we cannot understand our own technology, but it can understand us.

When mankind reaches a technological singularity, we're fucked.

by Ghost Freeman February 22, 2004

Technologically Retarded

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011

Forni Technology

When your technological devices reach a state of overuse in which they need to be held together by duct tape.

Carlo: Hey Minags, what happened to your laptop?
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!

by Xenu31Ohhh! June 19, 2009

technology goddess

A woman that is especially good with all types of technology: phones, printers, scanners, copy machines, fax machines, like a futuristic receptionist. Also this woman at the same time is voluptuous. probably the hottest woman in the office if you know what i mean ;)

“oh wow! all she did was touch the printer and it stopped showing an error message...what a technology goddess!”

by TiffanyFey March 15, 2018

ayo technology

Fourth single of 50 cent's recent album "Curtis". Includes Justin Timberlake and Timbaland (sings very little). The song is about 2 men who use advanced technology to control women from a distance, somewhat like voodoo. The song had to be edited numerous times because it had highly explicit lyrics. The music video was first released by 50 cent himself on Youtube, and has become very popular ever since, as of now over 7 million views . Was performed at the 2007 MTV Music awards. Got on the billboard charts.

Ayo technology is a combination of hip-hop and pop.

by OVERCLOCKING 4 LIFE October 7, 2007

PFM Technology

PFM Technology, or Pure Fucking Magic Technology, is a kind of hi-tech equipment or processor so advanced that it cannot be explained by the lay-person as anything other than sorcery or witchcraft.

"I got this App that listens to a song and tells me the name of the song and the artist."

"That's incredible! How does it work?"

"I have no idea. I think it uses PFM Technology."

by Tyrant O'Saurus April 23, 2010