stock trading

Buying and selling pieces(stocks) of a company's overall worth. The stock holder owns a piece of the company and is paid a portion of the company's profits every year or quarter year, based on the number of stock they have. Because stock prices change often, you can also make money by buying a stock at a cheaper price than you sell it for.

Jason was stock trading online and bought 1,000 shares of stock from Microsoft, for 20 dollars each, investing $20,000. Two weeks later, Microsoft shares are worth 25 dollars each. Jason can sell them for a profit of $5000.

by WallStBuddy July 1, 2014

love teasing

the form of complimentary banter between two loved ones in which teasing is not to be found in short supply, and employs tactics such as inside jokes, and hilarious jabs of personal offense to the other; love is still conveyed, however these can get quite savage given the right couple and their level of tolerance and whimsical playfulness between the two. It should not be taken offensively, but as an endearing liveliness

Casey: "dangoldave, always up to no good, you need Jesus and to check on your 'mater plants"
Dave: "I don't fucking sound like that"
Casey: "I reckon you purdy much dang 'ol do actually"
Dave: "that's it, it's knuckles"

they love each other, and Casey doesn't think Dave is a redneck idiot that lacks the aptitude to properly grow tomatoes, and Dave isn't going to strike Casey with his knuckles (this time); they are just love teasing

by ichoosetophuckyou March 23, 2017

poop trading

Act of exchanging poop with partner(s). The process of contacting butt holes while pooping back and forth. Your partner receives the poop and could either, trade back the same poop, or your partner can accept the poop as a gift and thank you.

example of poop trading 0<=><=>=>0

0-butthole

<=>-poop

by Handsome<3 January 11, 2010

A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

Trading faces

Another term for "making out"

Dude, i saw you and Megan trading faces at the dance!

by Jeffum February 23, 2009

trading card game

One of the many methods employed by unseen political forces to drain people of their funds.

Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, ECT.

by Lunatix April 22, 2004

Tearing down some fence

An innuendo for sexual intercourse.

Cory: What did you do this weekend, man?
Lewis: Man! My girl and I were tearing down some fence!
Cory: Sweet!

by CorysGro January 17, 2009