Ball Tasking

You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.

babe, do you wanna go through stage 3 of ball tasking?

by choghies June 15, 2023

Task Bombing

When you have a million things on your to do list and you send out a rapid series of emails to your team to ask for their help in getting them done.

I have 12 things on my to do list, so my #1 priority is task bombing my team.

by MarCh1 August 8, 2018

faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.

Quit faulty-tasking!

by Author1992 September 14, 2019

Bitch Task

Any task delegated to a newbie because A) Nobody wants to do it, and B) They're new

Toe sucking is best left to Stephen, because he likes it too much for it to be a bitch task

by Nightman2011 October 12, 2011

Task Fiend

Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.

“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”

by chillhead May 15, 2021

Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

by GBuss December 9, 2009

Weaponized tasking

When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.

Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.

by Mister Crapaud July 15, 2022