When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.
When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.
by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019
Get the penis task mug.Similar to Halo, where you first get any type of multi-kill, ie: double, tripple... then on to overkill. To achieve this you must be doing more than two tasks of any sort because less that three is but mere multitasking.
Mac: Bro, the other night I was downing a beer and texting at the same time, then my buddy gives me a high-five right in the middle of all this cause some fine b*tches walked in.
Jesse: Damn son, you were over-tasking like a pro.
Mac: Straight up.
Jesse: Damn son, you were over-tasking like a pro.
Mac: Straight up.
by PapaMpartier April 13, 2011
Get the over-tasking mug.Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.
“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
by chillhead May 15, 2021
Get the Task Fiend mug.When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.
Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.
by Mister Crapaud July 15, 2022
Get the Weaponized tasking mug.When you have a million things on your to do list and you send out a rapid series of emails to your team to ask for their help in getting them done.
by MarCh1 August 8, 2018
Get the Task Bombing mug.Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!
Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.
by GBuss December 9, 2009
Get the Monkey tasking mug.You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.
by choghies June 15, 2023
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