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Can't you know?

A derogatory phrase expressing incredulity at the lack of understanding on the part of someone else, as in “Was I not speaking clearly enough for you?” “Did you not understand what I just said?” "What is wrong with you?"
by pdobrinen September 19, 2008
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Okay, if you are this bored, nothing i can do will help you. This is when you type the keyboard but then say the ending lines of the alphabet song. I know your bored, let's see who can be bored enough to read this first. Next question, What did John Locke do???? I'm guessing you don't know because you type random shit during social studies class.
Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
by tecopux October 4, 2021
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Dude, you bought a Dell didn't you?

1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars

2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"

3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"

4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"

5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N

Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS
Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.
by Navck Newsclomer January 29, 2005
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tyoung

That guy is a tyoung....
by zmr March 7, 2008
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don't you be lookin at me like your mama don't feed you

definition: don't look at me
comes from the ghetto
Don't you be looking at me like your mama don't feed you.....cause i know she do!
by Bob Marley October 20, 2004
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You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

Another one of LUE's stupid, pointless, and moderation-causing fads.
<Zabi> I don't like porn or hentai.
<Umaro> You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?
by dj gs68 October 29, 2003
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why don't you fuck right off

A more defiant way of saying fuck off, typically used for emphasis or to sound like the smartass you're saying it to.
Smartass: Well uh, I know that that actually isn't true because—
Pissed Guy: Why don't you fuck right off!?
by Some Sarcastic Guy March 26, 2017
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