Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?

He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.

by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020

crack a snager

when one goes to guff and let's out little rabbit poos out there bottom!

yo man did you just crack a snager in the line at Poundland?

by IMBACKANDWHAT March 6, 2018

swaggerism

A practice of how one lives his/her life on a daily basis. The knowledge, consciousness and understanding of the self and how one deals with others in each and every situation. It is how one presents him or herself to the world at large, and how that person styles and or handles a given situation. Someone that practices Swaggerism is a swaggerist. The Swaggerism movement is pioneered by Resk 'Que, a social entrepreneur, philanthropist and a philosophical maverick.

Swaggerism is the religion of success and understanding.

by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016

swagger jacker

A person who steals someone elses flow, lines, jokes, swagger.

- Ay bro, I just spit this whole song

- Na you didn't hova, I heard biggie say you a swagger jacker

by stillmaticc4 January 20, 2006

velvet swagger

a.Polished and smooth in manner, polite, refined, and elegant.
b.implies shrewd as well as tactful and suave handling of people
c.an individual who obtains a level of suavity which is unparalleled
d.stresses an ability to deal with ticklish situations tactfully

1) the way he carries himself is unique. he has a velvet swagger

by j.barber December 21, 2009

Swagger Hound

Someone who takes everyone else's swagger and hounds it.

You are a swagger hound. You take everyone else's swagger, and you hound it.

by swaggerhound June 19, 2011

Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010