storking

stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.

Conner quit storking your dick you tool.

by brantford winstonworth TGOPBB April 26, 2011

storying

telling a lie, or a complex set of lies

"You couldn't have been there. Are you storying me?"

by goddessofgoalies February 5, 2006

Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Storfing

The act of smoking any illegal substance, or getting generally fucked up on drugs/psychedelics. E.g. Smoking marijuana, cocaine, etc.

Cory: Yo, where's Kevin?
Albert: Storfing it up with Sandor.
Cory: They would be...

by skCory February 22, 2011

Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012

Stroking

Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.

Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.

Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?

Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.

Thelonius Jackson: Word.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011

stroking out

Slowly giving up.

“Miles, are you stroking out?”

by Okay, December 9, 2018