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Storosing 

Verb.
This must be done with two people. The act of digging up a fresh corpse, lubing up your arm and inserting it into their anus until you can get a good grip on their intestines. Once you get a good grip, start pulling them out of the anus. Once you have a foot of intestine out, have your friend lube up their anus and start inserting the deceased intestine into his or her anus, letting all of the bodily fluids leak into their intestinal tract, until they orgasm.

Present tense - Storos
Past tense - Storosed
1. Dude, Felicia just died a few days ago, she may have a shotgun wound to the head, but we should totally storos her.

2. Gary - Hey John, after being storosed, how do you feel, man?

John - Man, that storosing gave me the best orgasm ever.
Storosing by abundanceofcreation August 10, 2018

storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."
storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015

Stoosing 

1.The spreading of AIDS purposefully on a large scale.
2.To propagate the spread of AIDS by any means necessary
Going into the city for a bit of Stossing this weekend

Guy 1:Big frat party tonight,lots of horny drunk sluts
Guy 2:Want some protection?
Guy 1:Nah Im gunna be stoosing all night

the Doctor was caught Stoosing all his patients and is now going to jail
Stoosing by Term Deposit October 3, 2011

Stroking gun 

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.
Stroking gun by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

have fun storming the castle 

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.
A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.
Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

tinder storming 

When you sit on tinder (or any other dating app) for hours to meet lots of prospective dates in the hope that some will actually meet you in person.
Dude, Jeremy went tinder storming last night and got three dates.
tinder storming by Octagon8 January 27, 2016