hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

by P-Mo March 19, 2014

stinkdink

What you get after a long night of manhole fucking.

"Jeff, next time wash your ass before we fuck, you gave me a stinkdink!"

by rzarecta April 8, 2004

slickpickens

Noun::one who picks his nose so much it bleeds at random times.

Howard, quit bein a slickpickin

verb: Ew, look Howards slickpicken!

by randomstoner May 15, 2003

suckdick

suckdick is a hashtag used in every Urban dictionary of Slap Griffin Day (which is on October 29th). I bet your mom does it a lot.

Person 1: "suckdick"
Person 9: "haha"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Spicydick

A combonation of hot beans,mexican rice, chili, in a stir fry, with a severed dick atop the creaton.

Waiter: Sir, what can I get for you this evening?
Patron: I will have spicydick, along with a side of semen for dipping.

by Steff March 18, 2004

pixie stick dick

A really thin dick with nuthin but dust sperm inside. Corny ass dick game basically

That nigga think he all dat wit his pixie stick dick

by Anonymous3234 January 20, 2009

stickkick

N. A game in which 3 players fight to the death, with the only fighting choices as a stick or a kick. The time limit is 1:17. ESPN is preparing to show this sport on national television.

The toddlers played stickkick yesterday.

by Ur mother trucker May 9, 2018