smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

Seeltz

1) A term of frustration
shit, dang, darn, damn, etc.

2) An insult for someone/thing who/that has angered you.
piece of shit, idot, dumbass, fool, etc.

Also see: "seeltzu"

1) "Seeltz!"
2) "YOU SEELTZ!!"

by Jexirian/JOssius/Nix May 5, 2004

Stoltzing it

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work

Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.

by Nephtes July 27, 2014

Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021

Justin Stoltz

Bitch, keyboard warrior. He will usually talk shit via social media and then run away when he sees you in person.

What a Justin Stoltz

by Jackass360 August 13, 2018

Paul Stetzel

A man who is old as fuck and is known to have only one testicle. Legend has it he lost the testicle while feeding peanut butter to his dog.

The old dude over there is acting like a Paul Stetzel

by Conehead 1 August 20, 2018

Scottsdale Seltzer

When you crush up Oxycodone and sprinkle the bits into a high quality grape juice.

My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.

by Aniraf March 25, 2021