snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma

A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.

by WIFE OF KEITH JOHN February 3, 2010

Stalkerstache

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.

Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."

by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012

time stacker

A person who attempts to do two or more things at once to maximize on their time. (ie. someone who shaves or uses their cell phone while driving).

John is so busy he has to be a time stacker.

by Snowrancher May 28, 2007

Mind-Stacker

A mind stacker is a person who enjoys to confuse you and annoy you.

They will make your mind trip over its self (Hence the MIND - STACKER)

Many people will also call these people "Weird", "strange", "philosophical"
These people are closely related to Karl Pilkington and Amy Fiske

Amy F: What is the speed of darkness? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whats the link between all these questions?

Randomer: Thats confusing... I don't know, your such a Mind-Stacker!

by Da-Yum October 19, 2010

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.

GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!

by chevronsup August 27, 2011

hoe stacker

When a he/she stacks up his or her hoes.

Jayla is a hoe stacker you don’t want to be in her collection.

by Synaya June 15, 2017