spunker

Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.

Dy'a fancy a pint me old spunker ?

by Mark_Desmo April 28, 2008

spunktion

a ladies face after bukkake. Or just a central place of orgasm for guys....hopefully a face.

Raleigh, I'll meet you at the spunktion of my dick and her glasses later tonight.

by joeyho June 22, 2009

spunkatronian

a person who is from the area of central Asia known as spunkatronia, here there is no water supply, thus the men of the towns gather together once a month to ejaculate in a reservoir therefore provides liquid for the population of spunkatronia, used for drinking, watering plants and showering, this causes mass pregnancy and increases the spread of S.T.D's.

"come to spunkatronia, its a fun day out for all the family"
"dude why does she have 13 kids and a cough?" : she must be a spunkatronian"
"for my gap year i spent a 6 weeks on a spiritual vacation jackin it with the spunkatronians"

by spunkatronian ftw December 13, 2012

Spunktard

A slur you use to call someone that failed no nut November

Dude did you here about James! He failed No nut november what a spunktard

by WillMD November 12, 2019

spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Spunker

Functional male genitalia

Jarryd (whips out his spunker)
Gerald - Jesus Jarryd that's a big spunker

by Harrydon September 12, 2022

spunkathon

A result of something unexpectedly and exciting happening at an event where a crowd of people have like minded ideals.

Tony the duty manager that day said, "Hey up Steve, watch out for the spunkathon on the end of platform 3 when those nerdy trainspotters see the new class 66 locos emerge from Gaer tunnel".

by swineyvee October 9, 2006