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Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.
"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"
by CindaBones March 8, 2009
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Spoet

Spoet (spoh it)

1. A horny little bird who resembles a chicken but sports a hair do like Elvis and writes with a quill; this bird enjoys popping up in random places and either dumps your heartfelt letters or faps to your maxims.
Spoet is in yur mailbox fappin to yur maxims!

"Spoet's all up in the mix like fuckin betty crocker." -Spoet Himself

"dude spoets are fuckin awesome..lmfao..." -TDizzle

"I had a spoet until he lost one of my paychecks and I had to kick his ass." - AndThenThereWasBlunt

"I do not want to kill shit, nut why are people chatting about spoet here, mainly the guys. It gay. People should keep up with bud talk." =bRi=
by oishii December 9, 2008
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SnoStorm

1. The act of ejaculating in a females face so that they can not see, thus its seems like they are in a SnoStorm.

2. The name of a guy who usually is defined as uberly, amazing, the shit, and often leaves girls twitterpated at the sign of the individual.
Jan: So did you have a fun time with Dan last night?
Cindy: I did! He did a SnoStorm in my face and it was like i was laying outside in a sticky blizzard.

Sarah: They guy across the all is a SnoStorm!
Sam: Yeah he is. I am totally in love with him. He makes me very "happy"!
by D.Snow April 13, 2008
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SOSTin

Suckin On Some Titties.

The greatest joy to man, the wellspring of broternal joy. For as man gave his rib until woman, woman gives her jubblies unto menfolk, and it ain't like a little SOSTin feels bad for her. Any man who knows the endless joys of sostin knows that this prodigal gift can be applied to all good things in life. Also can be said casually, to mean anything, sostin, just sostin
"Yo bru, where'd you go"
"Just ducked out for a little sostin"
"Sostin? You were sostin! That's awesome, I wanna buy you a beer!"

"Hey man, how was that test?"

"Sostin! So easy"

"What's up?"
"Nothin much, just sostin, you know how we do"

SOSTIN
by hokeepenokee May 1, 2009
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snost

Past tense of "to snooze". Inspired by the phrase "You snooze, you lose."
"You snost, you lost"
by Blair December 20, 2004
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Shostakovitch

One of the best contemporary classical composers ever. He was an angry musician who wrote about the depressing times of Stalin in Russia, most notably his 5th symphony.
In Shostakovitch's 5th Symphony, the constant rhythm in the first movement is a symbol of the footsteps of Stalin and his army across Russia.
by CYO_1214 February 18, 2009
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Spastic Gay Talk

Crude term used to describe what is today known as Political Correctness
I hate politicians everything they say is spastic gay talk
by Afro DeJack December 9, 2011
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