by SBD March 27, 2005
Get the Too bad spock dies mug.A phrase back in the day in which people would tell their children or wife to speak only when an adult begins to talk to you. In other words stay quiet.
Similar to the phrase stay quiet when the adults are talking.
Child comes up to parent and tries to speak while the parent is talking to then parent yells speak when spoken to.
Child comes up to parent and tries to speak while the parent is talking to then parent yells speak when spoken to.
by Lovewithoutlife November 22, 2013
Get the speak when spoken to mug.Garrett: Alex do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: what?
Garrett: Do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: graduate high school?
Garrett: yes. I got held back in 2nd grade.
Alex: why?
Garrett: um I don’t know, but that’s why I had to take English twice. And that’s why I’m so eloquently spoken
Alex: what?
Garrett: Do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: graduate high school?
Garrett: yes. I got held back in 2nd grade.
Alex: why?
Garrett: um I don’t know, but that’s why I had to take English twice. And that’s why I’m so eloquently spoken
by bella.dicap March 30, 2019
Get the Eloquently spoken mug.1) Who you end up speaking to when you call your brother and he won’t come to the phone.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.
Your call has been intercepted by the spokescunt. Everyone is home, but nobody with any balls is here to answer your call. You can’t have the money because I am busy spending it. I know what’s best. If you have additional money for me to spend, please press one and the spokescunt will spend your money in the order in which it was received. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.
by genius-girl October 9, 2009
Get the spokescunt mug.geordie or Newcastle slang meaning a small splinter of wood. Usually referred to in this way when one is embedded in your hand.
by Dave W May 14, 2004
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1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.
by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017
Get the trump spokesperson mug.Days when nothing seems to go right, as if you have had a transporter accident and beamed into a parallel universe where everything is harsher, more vile, and more difficult. Just as you begin to wonder why you seem to be so out of sync with things, you notice that Spock has a beard.
You are headed to work by the route you take every day, but the buses are running off schedule, so suddenly you are running late. Then you find that your usual coffee spot got burned down in the riots the night before. You get to the train to find that your usual train has broken down, so there are almost double the passengers on the next one, and you have to stand all the way. Finally, you get to work to find your boss is pissed that you missed the morning meeting that you didn't get the notice for yesterday anyway. And so it goes all day. Finally, you get home, crack a beer, switch on the tube, and only old re-runs of Star Trek are playing, but you notice that Spock has a beard.
by morbidius June 17, 2011
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