Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

Silont

The best pit youtuber ever and a friend to all monkeys. Also a super cool canadian guy.

Me: I was up all night watching Silont

by venom monkey May 21, 2021

Rockaway Splinter

This Occurs when a local adolescent couple decides go go on a romantic stroll. They get into a steamy encounter on one of Rockaway Beach's Wooden Lifeguard Chairs. The chronic splinters resulting in this encounter are called 'Rockawa Splinters'

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you make out with that bitch last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!

Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.

by Woody Woodrow May 22, 2008

Splort

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

by moosa17 August 11, 2009

dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

splinter

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad

i got a splinter in my ass

by eastgod November 29, 2018

splinter cell

the only game that uses more night vision than paris hillton.

splinter cell uses alot of night vision. paris hilton likes to make sex tapes. with night vision.

by placebox December 30, 2007