Shlomp

buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.

Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.

by Lavawarrior December 18, 2009

Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005

splamp

its a very pathetic slap that girls give eachother or boys when they are messing around. its very kinky and shouldnt hurt at all and if it does then its a slap not a splamp :D

'oi bitch, come here, give me a splamp'
'hey hey! look at those two girls splamping eachother!'

by megan & gemma April 13, 2008

Sploop

A loop of Stanley Park on one's bicycle.

Anyone want to go ride a couple of sploops tonight?

by Ebo773 May 27, 2020

shlomp

the act of going to sleep in Minecraft

“are you shlomping?”

by papadabz January 4, 2021

shlompy

very, very, sloppy;
as sloppy as really sloppy roast beef;
the sloppiest of the slop;

"Look at that big ol' shlompy titty!"

"Uhh yeah, show me that shompy dompe!"

by I am the ASS December 29, 2007

splump

to preform a hand job to a person of the obese state

"Last night at this kick ass party a splumping occured and it was the most disgusting thing id EVER seen."

by xthesmallonex August 20, 2006