spaff rag

piece of cloth used to wipe up excess semen.

'If I wake up one more time with a spaff rag stuck to my face there'll be trouble!'

by sinemenacheck February 18, 2005

spaffed

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

SLAF

Slightly Less Attractive Friend... The less attractive friend of an attractive girl/woman, that makes her look better.

Person 1: Man Sandra is fine but who is that other chick she hangs out with?

Person 2: Oh that just her SLAF.. slightly less attractive friend

by BoogyMan024 February 5, 2010

Splackavellie

Just somebody you can call when your body needs a fix. He'll put you in his mix. And you'll hear him askin' "What's my name? Say my name!"- Splackavellie.

S-P-L-A-C-K-A-V-E-L-L-I-E. Splackavellie, ba-a-aby!

by C-Dry October 17, 2008

splä

a „splä“ is a extinct species from the stone age. But u can still find some, that survived until now. They probably hide in their houses or caves and play fortnite. On saturday‘s when everybody goes out the „splä’s“ probably sitting in bed and is eating a bar of chocolate. the life expectancy of a splä is about 26 years.

god damn he look ugly and fat, he must be a splä

by blocksss August 24, 2018

splack these hams

Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk

When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!

by DiggerBlue August 17, 2006