Shoom

A portmanteu of Shit and Coom.

When your a Coomer and you dont have time to stop cooming to take a shit; you Shoom.

"I was too busy cooming to stop and shit, so i just shoomed."

by Spking99 February 6, 2020

spoomy

A person (usually a dude) that’s very attractive. And has a huge........smile.

oh yeah he’s definitely named spoomy in bed

by doooooodoooo11111 December 23, 2020

ShoomyBaby

A "ShoomyBaby" is a cute guniea pig that runs very fast and is apart of the shoomy baby alliance gang. You do not want to mess with these shoomy babies. They are very cute but don't get deceived by them. They are actually very dangerous.

My "ShoomyBaby" shoomed across the wooden floor

by Shoomy Baby Leader June 17, 2020

Spoom

A frothy bodily discharge.

"Aaahhhh... he spoomed in my eye!!"

by ginger kids September 21, 2009

spoom

1. verb - to be driven before the wind without any sail

2. noun - a frothy type of sherbet made with a light sugar syrup mixed with a liquid such as fruit juice, champagne or sauternes

3. noun - my nick, you bastards

1. When virtue spooms before a prosperous gale, My heaving wishes help to fill the sail. --Dryden

2. I have no damn idea what a spoom is, but I'd drink one.

3. * Spoom sets mode: +b *!*@*.*

by Spoom October 18, 2003

spoom

Spoom: a canadian wanker on irc.

Is often idling and/or extremely boring

21:11:23 * Spoom ([e-mail]) has joined #abandongames
21:32:56 * @Spoom ([e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout)

by Seb July 8, 2004

Schoom

Pinching the top of a person's ear as a sign of affection.

“Let me give you a little schoom.”

by Crableprechaun October 16, 2019