Royston Spinner

When one stands proud with a raging boner and spins his/her partner through 360 degrees of rotation on the phallas.

Barry:
"Hey Ted, guess what i did last night, i gave a Royston Spinner to Sally all night on my pork sword till she vomited"

Ted:
"One too many jaegermeisters?"

by Crewkerne Dave February 4, 2013

the spencer

When a girl wants to fuck but you just makeout with her for 3 hours instead.

I did The Spencer again last night dude....

by hoetoe June 25, 2018

Kyle Spencer

A Frankenstein-Frat Brother portrayed by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story in the third season, Coven. Kyle Spencer is a frat boy apart of the fraternity known as Kappa Lambda Gamma and lives with his mother in New Orleans. He one night goes to a college party where he meets the character Zoe Benson, played by Taissa Farmiga and instantly takes a liking to her. Sadly, due to her having the powers of a "black widow," she has to decline any sort of relationship with the boy, not wanting to hurt him. Later that night, unfortunate events take place and Kyle ends up dying when Emma Robert's character, Madison Montgomery, ends up flipping a bus which he happened to be on. His body parts were taken to the morgue where both Madison and Zoe tried their best to put him back together and bring him back to life for a second chance. It doesn't work out perfectly and Kyle ends with the body of a 20-year-old and the mind of a 3-year-old. Zoe takes him back to civilization where she tries to teach him how to be human once again and their love for one another blossoms from there. Even if Kyle is a ticking time-bomb in a way, he still is a precious little teddy bear who would love some cuddles all the time and is definitely one of my favorite Evan Peters' characters for that reason alone.

Me: "Kyle Spencer is a deadly, little teddy bear and, honestly, I'm okay with it."

by mysweetgirl2 September 17, 2018

Reverse Midget spinner

Reverse midget spinner

Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning

"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "

"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "

by n0virus April 9, 2020

Spencer (girl)

A girl Spencer is very hipster,and although she is kind hearted she will put you in your place when you get out of hand. Spencer is the mom of the friend group and likes to make sure everyone is taken care of before she takes care of herself. You can always go to Spencer for problems and she will lead you in the right direction, even if it's not what you want to hear. Always trust Spencer.

I think I am going to ask Spencer (girl) for advice, she always knows the right thing to do.

by Definethisthan... August 30, 2016

spinner

A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.

"She's a spinner."

by x January 22, 2003

Spencer, MA

A small town outside of Worcester Massachusetts. The population after 9pm consists of white trash, welfare recipients from Mechanic St. who walk all the way up to the Price Chopper to spend their EBT cards. Most of these Spencerites smell like shit and walk around in their pajama pants while grocery shopping. There is nothing to do in this town after 9pm. If you get pulled over by the Spencer cops DO NOT tell them that you are from Mechanic St because you WILL get searched for drugs. The town has one McDonalds, One Dairy Queen, two Dunkin Donuts and a Subway.

"Let's go down to the Price Chopper in Spencer, MA and spend our EBT cards"

by Masshole4life September 26, 2012