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speedflex

Something your coach let’s you wear when your a good player on the football team, and takes it away when you mess up and are a shitty player.
“Ayo coach where’s the speedflex helmet?”

Coach- “ you don’t get one, your bench
by Suvy24 April 20, 2021
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sneedle

1.)noun - One who is to sneedle. Derived: Upon sighting of the struggling life form, it was agreed upon it had sneaking charateristics and mannerisms of an insect, which one Tre David said sounded like eedle. So thus created the name Sne + edle.
2.)Verb - to move about in a sneedling manner. Usually twisted body parts, bearing a liking to "Mr. Burns"
3.)Verb tr. - To generally creep out others; usually with sneedle sniffing.
4.)Adj. Sneedle like. One who, as this definition is being written would sneedle over my shoulder and try to read this as I'm typing it and laugh it off as a joke. Might dress up as an "Apothicary" (probably will try to help me spell this) and brag about it for weeks say it was a "ballin costume DaWg!!!!!111!!"
Uses in common language:

"Ewwwwww....this sneedle has his giant sneedle arm around me"

"Okay darling...don't let the Sneedlee try to Sneedle into u"

"MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T SNEEDLE INTO YOU"

"Damn, that sneedle over there tried to sneedle me into the pyramid scheme at my local Wawa!."

"SNEEDLE MATING CALL"

"my roomate sneedled into my room!"

"This sneedle is creeping me out...for real..."

"SNEEDLE POWER!"
by Srg Sneedle November 22, 2007
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Speedelcoup

A rare disorder currently being researched at the university college of choditis. The disease is a cause of circling a tree 64 times in an attempt to lick a cavity, however, it causes inflamation of the japseye and changes magnets into corn dogs within a proximity of 12metres!
Cobra 2, airborne to departures?

SHIT, my nan fell off!!!

FUCK, I have Speedlecoup!?
by Jono Green February 3, 2005
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Sweedle

It’s where you are being sweet but you hide your real intentions when your real intentions are evil
Why are you so Sweedle Mary!
by Pancing May 30, 2021
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seedless

a random form of saying sweet,cool,nice,good job. formed in a dorm room around 2 am when the word was randomly blurted out. and was instantly used in everyday vocabulary. cought on by the words catchyness and absurdity. can also be randomly blurted out to fill in for awkward silence.
your Facebook post:bout to get my swag on tonight at the club

friends comment: seedless ;)

... alone with roomate silently studying...
...you say: seedless.
by bushy hooded warrior November 15, 2011
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Seedless

To get belligerently, or completely drunk. Typically or usually with good, close friends.
Dude! Phil, Dan, and I went out and got totally seedless!

or

Well guys, Looks like we all need to get seedless tonight.
by Phil_on_uni May 4, 2010
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speeders

Narcotic stimulant pills such as Adderal, Provigil, Desoxyn, etc.
I got those speeders that you wanted to use fer yer madman shit tonight...

She say she got sum speeders to move...Sum Desoxyn's, even...
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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