Scar Spangled Banner

Anthem for a wounded nation.

Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

spangled drongo

Australian slang for an idiot/retard/mong/fucked cunt

Declan jumped off a building, what a spangled drongo.

by Fushcubi February 24, 2017

Spangled

To be fucked over by someone or something

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023