Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023

outta sorts

flustered,nervous,anxious, stressed,regretful..To be frustrated, due to mistiming or a misunderstanding;expressing it through physical emotions

After the dog chased me, I felt all outta sorts!

by Dimplez March 21, 2006

All Sorts

Means a group of people who are weirdos

The people in the office are "all sorts" man

by aje November 2, 2006

Sort me

Helping someone obtain something, usually free.

Person 1: "Sort me me some weed g"
Person 2: "Here we go mate"
Person 2 would give Person 1 a small amount of weed for free

by Sharkytoaster June 23, 2020

sort of ran

When you don't quite run, but aren't walking either. Distinct from jogging, sauntering, skipping, etc. Normally, in reaction to a ball that is getting away.

I sort of ran to go get a ball and my ankle didn't hurt at all!

by neadamthal July 24, 2009

Sort Champagne

Sort Champagne er et slang for Cola

"Hvorfor er Morten ikke i skole ?"
"Han sidder derhjemme foran tosseskærmen med en Sort Champagne i den ene hånd"

"Hej en Sort Champagne med rom"
"Så gerne"

by Carltoso March 11, 2016

some sort of idiot

for use when not sure which type of idiot the accused is.

Look at Marty Korn, he looks like some sort of idiot.

by Thomas Cwiok September 2, 2003