Snooki

1. A very tan, greasy, STD-ridden "guidette" from Jersey Shore

2.The offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Troll, trying to call herself "Italian" (even though she's really Chilean)

omg, Nicole looks like such a Snooki since she started fake 'n baking!

by FabulousFeminist September 29, 2010

Snooki

1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name.

2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.

Did you hear about that bitch Snooki getting punched in the face? She totally deserved it.

by TYg3r28 December 14, 2009

Snooki

A useless lump of human excrement dyed orange and in possession of a jar of pickles and a Bump-It. It is a parasite found primarily along the coast of New Jersey, although it may travel great distances, spreading a disease known as "guiditis," which transforms normal human beings into orange, obnoxious piles of crap that literally serve no purpose other than to piss people off. It is also a vector for other infectious diseases including, but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, rabies, tularemia, African Sleeping Sickness, marlaria, tetanus, tuberculosis, smallpox, Dengue fever, the common cold, syphillis, parvovirus, and myriad others. It should be avoided at all costs.

Goddammit, I fucking hate Snooki and everyone else on that stupid-ass show.

by Racecarisracecarinreverse. October 28, 2010

Snooki

1. Descendant of the fabled big-foot family, usually wears slutty clothes exposing most of its body, has a very loose vagina; however it is not apparent if it is male or female.
2. The reason why there's world hunger.

Guy 1: ''Dude, did you see that Snooki on Jersey Shore last night?''

Guy 2: ''Yeah dude, I could totally see its camel toe sagging through her socks!''

by Unanymouswat July 30, 2010

snooki cap

A knit winter hat

You'd better put on your snooki cap, it's snowing outside

by pittsburgh transplant January 22, 2014

sticky snooki

When a girl uses another girls face to pleasure herself before squizzing on her, sticking the bed sheets to the girls head and then punching her square in the face.

This incorporates the act of the snooki punch made famous by mtv show jersey shore.

the sticky snooki is widely feared within the lesbian community.

by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013

Snookify

To 'snookify', or to be snookified, means to make someone look like or act Snooki, from the tv show Jersey Shore. Sucking on a pickle, wearing a poof in your hair, or getting arrested for harassing people are some examples.

My friend tried to snookify me with the famous poof worn by Snookie.

by JGator8 September 2, 2010