snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

snark monster

A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.

That I.T. guy is such a snark monster. Of course I restarted my computer before calling him.

by WH Macy's day parade June 25, 2012

snarky

A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable.

"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." -Dane Cook

by Wayne Dizzle September 25, 2006

snarpples

getting hard nipples when you sneeze, which results in a slight orgasm whenever you sneeze.

Allison: "I love sneezing in public since I get snarpples nobody knows I'm having a slight orgasm."
Mallory: "Whoa. You're lucky, I'm jealous."

by PrincessCutieFACE! December 9, 2009

snare drummer

The flashy part of drumline (besides cymbals) normally the most perverted out of them all. And, as badass as drumline is, snare drummers are the most badass.

"Did you see that badass center snare drummer?"
"Dude, they are all badass.'

by freshieonsnare October 4, 2013

snark

noun
Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).
Also snarky (adj.) and snarkily (adv.)

His commentary was rife with snark.
"Your boundless ineptitude is astounding," she snarkily declared.

by Tootybug47 February 9, 2004

snart

when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which

Patti just snarted!

by kas January 13, 2003