smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

Smoogel

Smoogel is a popular person over the internet mainly because of wow (World of Warcraft) and the Call of Duty series.
Smoogel has entered a series of huge gaming clans (on cod 4) with some of the best players there.
Smoogel uses a series of bots on World of Warcraft and is also know as 'botting legend' in some cases.

Smoogel

by Gaminggeekkkk November 27, 2009

smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 9, 2003

snoose

finely ground tobacco take orally. not as fine as snuff which is pulverized.... skoal is snoose.
old old word.

by gordon schmordon April 28, 2003

smoosh room

a room in a house used specifically for smooshing or having sex

he didnt want to get his sheets dirty so he took his date to the smoosh room.

by idunno27 January 7, 2011

Smooked

The act of screwing someone over in special regards to money.

Also known as jewing someone.

I just got smooked!

by rdjjn March 2, 2009

Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.

1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.

by Lucy March 14, 2005