Swithering

When you cant decide between 2 options

I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul

by The Popeys March 9, 2003

Slitheening

The act of blowing up your cheeks, protruding your bottom lip, and unzipping an imaginary zipper on your forehead.

"Tom was totally slitheening at the football game last night, when a spaceship crashed into Big Ben."

by The Thirteenth Doctor August 17, 2011

slytherinssuck

slytherinssuck is a really nice person on tiktok who I am luckily moots with and have been moots with for a while. Also she is taken by fellow tiktoker Andrea/_tonksgirl

Have you seen slytherinssuck's new video?
slytherinssuck is so cool!

by snvlles June 13, 2021

Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.

Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017

Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function

I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.

by pureaspondice December 15, 2011

Slytherin

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.

"I'm in Gryffindor"

"FUCK YOU."

"I'm in Slytherin."

"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."

"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"

by Sarah S. August 14, 2006

Slytherin Slip

Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.

I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.

by Cynical Bry Bry July 2, 2018