Shitheart

To have a heart of shit. Being a all around bad person or a pussy.

"some shitheart broke into my car last night" "Just hop the fence you shitheart

by GreenH March 7, 2011

Shithead In Chief

A popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

It has become increasingly clear that the Shithead in Chief has declared war on democracy.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

Slytherin

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.

"I'm in Gryffindor"

"FUCK YOU."

"I'm in Slytherin."

"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."

"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"

by Sarah S. August 14, 2006

shitheap

A very poor and run down place or thing
Used often as an insult to peoples items.

Jo Jo: God Sasha you live in such a shitheap

Jo Jo: I need to save up some money and buy a new my car is a shitheap

by Jo Jo!!! December 22, 2005

Slytherin Slip

Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.

I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.

by Cynical Bry Bry July 2, 2018

Havin-swithen-bank

To 'have' ones banjo string snap while 'banking' one 'within' a girl (or boy).

A case of St. Swithin

Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.

Hey up, my penis is leaking puss after I was Havin-swithen-bank, I need to wrap it up.

by scampy the dog December 14, 2010

fake slytherin

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy

That fake slytherin is a hoe

by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020