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Slagenda

A portmanteau word incorporating the words Slag and Agenda. A to do list or schedule of activities which a woman of loose virtue has to observe through the evening. A slut timetable or skanky shopping list
Bitch, I saw that fine young piece of ass walking my way and I put getting him to cornhole me straight to the top of my slagenda
by BigDaddyCash September 19, 2011
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Scaben

Someone with scabies (Scabies is a Sexual Transmitted Disease/Infection, and it is something you DO NOT want) and/or someone with low standards in woman/men.
e.g #1: Thats disgusting that guys a scaben.
e.g #2: Haha that guy hooked up with *any name*, such a scaben.
by Jojo6599 July 29, 2012
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shaben

When 3 people decide to ejaculate simultaneously on the Eiffel tower.
James: want to go to out for a shaben?
by Atrosen1 January 25, 2016
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Slagen

While you sag your underwear slowly slips down along with your pants
I was walking around and a guy was slagen so hard I could see half his crack
by PinkDiamondB July 9, 2016
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SLBenfica

Benfica are THE most corrupt club in the portuguese league history. The past 4 years have been a shame for portuguese football, with Benfica trading e-mails with referees so that they help them in football matches. Several mistakes were made that favoured Benfica, and the ones that were hurt by that were all the other clubs in Liga NOS, but especially their rivals, FCPorto and Sporting, that have to fight against this trash for justice and equality. Not to mention they ( Benfica ) had a 600 million debt forgived by a portuguese bank. Luís Filipe Vieira, Fernando Gomes ( the league president ) are the corruption themselves.
by Sportinguista4ever August 31, 2017
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Stabend

A friend who backstabs people to get there way, or to be happy themselves
Caroline stabended brynn because she lied to the coach so she wouldn’t make the team and she would
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Slapenis

I slapped you with my penis
It is slapenis time baby
by I ate your mom July 28, 2020
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