sifted

really really drunk. Like, so drunk.

Dude, I heard you hooked up with Sophie last night!" "Omg, I was so sifted-i dont remember anything!

by troatking March 1, 2011

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content or who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

shitted off

It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.

Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!

by Telephony September 7, 2019

Fence Sitter

Fence Sitter - Sheriff Blatz - A person who wishes to stay neutral, to not pick a side, to avoid confrontation.

''Oi Sheriff Blatz you ''Fence Sitter'' Pick a fucking side you coward''.

by V4mp1ress January 19, 2019

far-sitter

A far-sitter is a restaurant patron who sits so far from his or her assigned table that he or she blocks traffic.

"I had to go to the bathroom at that restaurant, but I was blocked in by a far-sitter. I had to give him a butt-smack to get through."

by batguanomom September 24, 2011

Shitted up

When one cannot keep their house or property clean and neet.

Just look at the Smith's yard, it's all shitted up from the crap they drag home from yard sales.

by Honey5683 April 8, 2016

psycho-sitter

One who sits around the corner from their ex's house waiting for them to get home from a hot new date. When they arrive the psycho-sitter then makes his/her way to the new date and proceeds to punch them in the face knocking one or more teeth loose.

Bobby was attacked by the psycho-sitter last Wednesday.

by Kmstl123 October 28, 2005