simcard worthy

a girl or guy that isnt worth the effort to put her/his number in the sim card on your phone

Person 1:Yo check out yolanda, shes looking good
Person 2:yeah but she only uses guys to buy her things, beleive me she isnt simcard worthy

by Discard October 6, 2008

semicomma

A semicomma is a term mistakenly used instead of the term semicolon.

This is a semicomma: ;

He said, "You use semicomma!"

You must use a semicomma in that situation.

This is a sentence with a semicomma:
He used a semicomma; therefore, he did not know that the semicomma was indeed called a semicolon.

by random individual November 9, 2010

Shmice

The beautiful, yet rare coagulation of shit, mud and ice.

Usually found in cold, British winters.

1. "Hey dude, is that shit on your shoe?", "NO IT'S SHMICE TSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

2. "Hey man, did you see how bad England were at penalties?"

"Yeah, they were as good as Shmice".

3. "Spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit shit shit shit shit."

by SkillzPayBillz July 10, 2012

Carbon/Silicon

A band formed in 2004 by Mick Jones (The Clash, Big Audio Dynamite) and Tony James (Generation X). They're an excellent band, and are vocal supporters of P2P. They have free downloads on their official site.

Billy: "Who's Carbon/Silicon?"
Me: "Excellent band"

by Jack Townshend April 24, 2006

and that's on semicolon

basically like 'that's on period' but with a twist cause you ain't finished talking yet.

Girl: real a** b**** give a f*** bout a n****-
Other Girl: and that's on semicolon sis; period.

by ionknowwhatsgoingon September 8, 2019

semicolon

A programmer's bane. Required by most programming langauges to seperate commands. The semicolon will usually render an entire program useless and force the programmer to search every line for that goddamn semicolon.

Programmer: I wrote a program to find the answer to life, the universe, and everything and I left out a semicolon! Fjsk!

by Tiko March 20, 2004

Poison Simac

Poison Simac is cut from the same cloth as Bat Shit Bachman and Slaughter house Sarah Palin.
One of the cookie cutter Republicans being financed by the GOP and sold to unsuspecting sheeple of Wisconsin.

Poison Simac's entire campaign is based upon Jim Holperin's heroic action to stall Scooter Wanker's attempts to destroy the middle class in Wisconsin Fitzwalkerstan.

Poison Simac is still another example of ignorant voters cutting their own throats!
Poison Simac stands as a broken family values candidate, what a Hypocrite.Wisconsin Circuit Court Access Program (CCAP) (Simac, known as Kim Maillette, filed for divorce from her first husband on the exact same day that her current husband, Arthur Simac, filed for divorce from his now ex-wife.

by Hatchetman1 July 10, 2011