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The beautiful, yet rare coagulation of shit, mud and ice.

Usually found in cold, British winters.
1. "Hey dude, is that shit on your shoe?", "NO IT'S SHMICE TSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

2. "Hey man, did you see how bad England were at penalties?"

"Yeah, they were as good as Shmice".

3. "Spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit shit shit shit shit."
Shmice by SkillzPayBillz July 10, 2012
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To consume / take something ; usually referring to sofa's.
Variations;
-Shmice
-Shmiced
-Shmoucing
Example 1;
L - "Fam, That sofa is too much zimme?"
H - "Yeh geez, im gonna shmice myself one of those."

Example 2;
H - "Let's chill today. I shmiced this blond ting last night."
L - "Yeh blood ting ali, Corse you did"

Example 3;
H - "Im smash yo ass on fifa."
L - "Yeh blood ting ali, Corse you will"
H - "Ha, man was just shmousing."
Shmice by Grossmans Outlook on Life November 4, 2011
Related Words
Shmice • shmick • shice • Shmickles • shmite • shnice • schmice • shmile • smice • shicer
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Inapplicable: i just died to shmigee
Shmigee by squidmans November 14, 2018

Shmickle 

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.
Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.
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Funny, crazy, single minded crazy best friends
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a word to cheer up friends who are feeling down. or a word of encouragement to people who need it
shmile! you are doing great!
shmile by Freak of Nature September 29, 2007
1. adj. glamourous

2. v. to dress up
"You look shmick!"

or

"We're going out soon - time to go get schmicko!"
shmick by rowena05 July 11, 2005
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