Shmice

The beautiful, yet rare coagulation of shit, mud and ice.

Usually found in cold, British winters.

1. "Hey dude, is that shit on your shoe?", "NO IT'S SHMICE TSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

2. "Hey man, did you see how bad England were at penalties?"

"Yeah, they were as good as Shmice".

3. "Spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit shit shit shit shit."

by SkillzPayBillz July 10, 2012

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Shmice

To consume / take something ; usually referring to sofa's.
Variations;
-Shmice
-Shmiced
-Shmoucing

Example 1;
L - "Fam, That sofa is too much zimme?"
H - "Yeh geez, im gonna shmice myself one of those."

Example 2;
H - "Let's chill today. I shmiced this blond ting last night."
L - "Yeh blood ting ali, Corse you did"

Example 3;
H - "Im smash yo ass on fifa."
L - "Yeh blood ting ali, Corse you will"
H - "Ha, man was just shmousing."

by Grossmans Outlook on Life November 4, 2011

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Shmigee

The most fierce minecraft warrior.... legend has it when you see shmigee you are as good as dead
he uses his diggy shmigee fart chopator and devastates his opponents

Inapplicable: i just died to shmigee

by squidmans November 14, 2018

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Shmickle

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.

Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.

by Baldman47 September 27, 2021

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