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The beautiful, yet rare coagulation of shit, mud and ice.

Usually found in cold, British winters.
1. "Hey dude, is that shit on your shoe?", "NO IT'S SHMICE TSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

2. "Hey man, did you see how bad England were at penalties?"

"Yeah, they were as good as Shmice".

3. "Spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit, spiele mit die shit shit shit shit shit."
by SkillzPayBillz July 08, 2012
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An animal or pet that is smaller than the standard size; a loving pet that is small and snuggly.
After me and the shmouse hit the beach for a game of Frisbee, we went home and shnuggled.
by Cherie Nelson May 19, 2005
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To consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.
A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."

A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"
by Jay Mattyass October 27, 2009
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To consume / take something ; usually referring to sofa's.
Variations;
-Shmice
-Shmiced
-Shmoucing
Example 1;
L - "Fam, That sofa is too much zimme?"
H - "Yeh geez, im gonna shmice myself one of those."

Example 2;
H - "Let's chill today. I shmiced this blond ting last night."
L - "Yeh blood ting ali, Corse you did"

Example 3;
H - "Im smash yo ass on fifa."
L - "Yeh blood ting ali, Corse you will"
H - "Ha, man was just shmousing."
by Grossmans Outlook on Life November 04, 2011
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