shpiff

a substitute for a curse, slang for 'shit', used in time of great shock

'Holy shpiff! That car nearly hit us!'

by Jenn Huls May 22, 2006

Shloffting

When someone masturbates into their socks before putting them on. made by pete and jake.

"Dude i just finnished shloffting, im tellin you my socks are stayin on so much better!"

by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010

Spoffing

Verb
Something Scott totally doesn't want to know what is because it's obviously from the dark corners of the internet... or from Portland... same difference.

We caught Maria spoffing the other night in Vegas and it was unbelievable....

by FractalWizard January 12, 2017

Spoff

In Swedish it means ; Some Swedish websites have chose to use the term "Spoof" which is an acronym of "Answers To Frequently Asked Questions".
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Några svenskspråkiga webbplatser har valt att använda benämningen "Spoff" som är en akronym av ”Svar På Ofta Förekommande Frågor”.

SPOFF :

What do you think of the...

I think it is good because ...

by VonDux January 22, 2017

Shnoffloff

When someone hates you so much that when they sneeze they shit there pants.

She hates me so much that she just shnoffloffed

by Tiffany Brin June 8, 2017

Spofford Pond School

A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".

"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!

by Tycho Nose May 25, 2018

Shmoffle

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason

Jason is a shmoffle

by GDS klutch May 28, 2018